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meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

 

(Source: meladoodle, via imanotherachel)

gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

(Source: laceyjesse, via thatliberatedboy)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

1) I want to rent hotel rooms with you and spend more than half our time being outside.

2) I want to get lost while we’re driving because I can’t read maps and you are too stubborn to ask for directions.

3) I want to eat drive-thru food with you on the floor of our first apartment.

4) I want to get drunk in public and have you take me home while I hit on you.

5) I want to go on long adventures with you.

6) I want to go to the movies and make out with you in the back like a couple of over excited teenagers.

7) I want to lay with you under the stars and talk about the future like I’ve got it all planned.

8) I want to break in your arms once in a while because I don’t have it all planned.

9) I want to bore with you with my favorite shows and movies even though you insist it is okay.

10) I want to play video games with you and sulk when I lose.

11) I want to paint you in my poems.

12) I want to dance with you.

13) I want to spend the rest of my life with you, knowing there’s no place else I’d rather be.


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13 important things I want you to know. - A (via iship-usdarling)

lesbian-queendom

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jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via chilllcat)

aseaofquotes:

Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You
darklips-heavylifts:

nothingper-s0nal:

wannajoke:

That Explains a Lot

what the fuck

Welp
One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’

-Unknown, Humans of New York (via flaews)

(Source: textposter, via sorry)

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